While we try to stick to musicians on our ‘Follow Friday’ series, sometimes there is someone whose tweets are so great that they simply have to be mentioned. If you are not following Albert Brooks (@albertbrooks) on Twitter, you may need to take some stock of your life choices. Albert Brooks is perhaps one of the greatest and most influential comedians of all time (known to this generation as the voice of Marlon in Finding Nemo), he is definitely in the race for funniest man on earth.

In an effort to promote his book, a fact which he is not shy about continually making fun of his motivations, he joined Twitter and has since let fly some of my favorite one liners since the beginning of the medium. Albert Brooks has helped define a lot of things in his time, Twitter jokes quickly becoming one of them.

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