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the WILD honey pie: So when I was in high school, I used to figure out how to make perverted looking pictures out of letters, numbers, and symbols on my computer. For example, my last name’s Weiner, so I’d sign my name in emails, <========3. Got any good ones I should know about? (P.S.- I said I did this in high school, I definitely still do it… all the time)
YAWN: Hahaha, thats really funny, more so because in a few of my classes in H.S. I made friends with a kid named Andrew Weiner. However this guy didn’t have a sense of humor about it (I think he’s in the army now). I love making ridiculous, mostly perverted images but on paper. All of us in the band would try to push the envelope of perverted, with misshapen penises, fetuses and other orifices. Some of the most vulgar doodles known to man. Our GF’s past and present have a really hard time when we all hang out in a group, given our really offensive and vulgar nature of our dick and fart jokes (loved Ren and Stimpy growing up). Sometimes I’m convinced we are in a state of arrested development.
Vagina? :D~ (*)
the WILD honey pie: What’s the funkiest shit you’ve ever seen go down at a gig?
YAWN: Nothing totally out of the norm, like vomit, live sex shows and a lamb sacrifice. Really only things that make sense with our music.
the WILD honey pie: From the looks of it (two videos below), you have extremely good taste in humor. What do you think of this whack-job?
the WILD honey pie: Avatar is making everyone wish they could get with a Navi these days. What celebrity would you want to ______ with if they were a Navi (fill in the blank with whatever you want)?
YAWN: Whats Avatar? ;) I would like to play Super Smash Bros against Benjamin Franklin if he were a Nazi. Personally I think he’d pick Pichu or Pikachu and I would kick his ass with my Samus skilzzz!
the WILD honey pie: You have some sick album art. What’s the coolest album cover of all time? Got any overall favorite artists?
YAWN: Thanks, that was a painting our friend David Beltran did. He painted it on a giant canvas, I saw it and thought “cool”. I don’t have painters I’m super into, I appreciate just the piece more than a series of them by one artist. The one painter I find to be the most interesting is Dali.
the WILD honey pie: My sister suckered me into watching All About Steve with her last night. Worst movie I’ve seen in a while! Anything you’ve seen lately that may compare?
YAWN: Good lord, Bradley Cooper is a hunk though. Ever see Wet Hot American Summer? Great movie! When It comes to really bad RomCom’s I saw He’s Just Not That Into You, at my own accord, and it was dreadful. When it comes to bad action/horror movies, sometimes the worse the better. Have you ever seen Broken Arrow? Bad movie, but its hilarious in its poor writing, and over the top cheese, however you feel macho watching it.
the WILD honey pie: You coming to play in New York any time soon?
YAWN: Yeah! We’re playing a showcase in SXSW and plan on heading to NYC the following weekend to play several shows. Our friends at Mushpot (link here) are trying to get us on some bills. We’ll be posting that up on our myspace and website soon. But if anyone wants us to play a party or a DIY show, get at us. We will be bringing our PA and all that, so we’ll be good to go.
the WILD honey pie: Do you guys watch a lot of TV? If you could cover any theme from a TV show, which would it be?
YAWN: No, we don’t have any means really. Thanks to the internet I can watch and rewatch the best show I’ve seen recently, Eastbound & Down. If you haven’t seen it, do yourself a favor, Danny McBride is hilarious. I really like the NYPD Blue theme, it would be worth chopping and screwing for the next Gucci Mane mixtape.
the WILD honey pie: You into sports? The Super Bowl’s coming up which means that we should get to see some halfway decent commercials. What’s your favorite commercial in recent history?
YAWN: I’d say I’m pretty into sports. I follow the Bears and I know a good amount about the league to enjoy a lot of games. Some commercials are pretty funny, but I think this one is not only funny, but trippy and totally effective.
YAWN: We use a really crappy old Yamaha keyboard, but thats mostly to sample some sounds. Jorge and I have been using samplers, however thats getting pretty common amongst bands. The one instrument I wish I could get down really well would be piano. I can play some chords, nothing crazy. I would love to just be able to whip out Chopins – Polonaise in the aisle of a Costco on one of their $130 uprights.
the WILD honey pie: Got some pics of you guys as kids that may give us fans a glimpse into how you got into music?
YAWN: Haha, yeah some. There is a pic of me in my diaper, I was probably around 2 playing with my dads vinyl player, giant headphones on and dancing around. Kind of cute, I wish I had access to that pic. My mom has it somewhere.
the WILD honey pie: Thanks so much for taking the time to talk to me. Hope you enjoyed it!
YAWN: Totally dude. Come to our NYC show! Whenever that may be.
the WILD honey pie: Before we part, got a good joke for me?
YAWN: I don’t know many jokes. Other then cheesy 6th grade ones. At our last show, a girl told me this joke:
Girl: You know why guys don’t like to give girls oral the night after sex?
Me: No
Girl: Have you ever tried to pull apart a grilled cheese sandwich?!
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