I’ve never been much of sneakerhead, I left that arena to my 17 year old sister who owns something like 40 pairs of kicks and I think like a 1/4 of them she designed herself.  As of late, I’ve been thinking of getting a few pairs, just to change up my style and ish. Plus, I’m sick of wearing flats or heels to concerts and getting my feet totally mashed by the group of beastly wasted chicks right in front of me.

So really, just look at these Skunk Dunks. The washed out purple and green color scheme works really well with the destroyed feel. And check this–there’s a stash pocket on the inside of the tongue.  Yah, I know what you’re think that’s pretty fucking cool.  The insoles were designed by Todd Bratrud, super talented graphics designer whose illustrations have been on Flip Skateboards, Birdhouse Skateboards, Black Label,  and Volcom.

You can buy them starting at 11AM today through Primative Shoes . Oh, and what the hell is that first picture on their site about!?  Is that model making a scared-yet-sexy-come-hither-look? I guess I should give her a break, since she is you know, splayed naked on a pile of fucking empty red silo cups. My inner feminist is feeling a little inflamed, but we’ll save it. It is after all a Holy Day.